This one will be short only because it is truly the reason why nurses shouldn't wear white. Last week, while turning a rather...physically endowed patient, I experienced what I hope to be a singular event.
As the patient was turned on her side, I leaned in to be certain that I had adequately wiped her behind.
"Pfffffft," was all I heard as vile green poopie squirted from her heiney. It missed my nose by inches but got my gloves and scrubs in a most horrific fashion.
Please, Lord, let someone come up with a rectal pouch that actually works.
1 comment:
Oh nonono I would have shreiked!!!
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